Signe Egholm Olsen
Nude

No, she isn’t related to the Full House twins, The Scarlet Witch, or Bree Olson who you’re totally pretending not to know about, but Danish treat Signe Egholm Olsen didn’t need any famous family members to make a name for herself on screen. All she needed was the opportunity to show off the perky pair of pink nips that pop out of every shirt she wears. While theater fans will recognize her from playing Ophelia in a stage production of Hamlet, she’s much more famous for her TV and film work. After making her screen debut in an episode of Forsvar back in 2003, Signe went tits out for the boys just two years later in Angels in Fast Motion (2005). It’s a gritty drama about life on the mean streets of Aalborg, but the best part is the clean look at Signe’s teats while she moans in pleasure as a man eats her out. We wish we could watch it in slow motion! While not a big name in the United States, the Yanks aren’t unfamiliar with wanking it to Signe thanks to her role in Sean Penn’s adaptation of Jon Krakauer’s nonfiction nature drama Into the Wild (2007). While not exactly Girls Gone Wild, the redhead is a hot tamale topless in the wilderness as she goes for a shirt free dip in a river Alex Supetramp is kayaking down. It’s a shame she had a boyfriend or we bet the forests of Alaska would have seemed a whole lot less inviting for our hitchiking hero. Signe returned to Danish TV with a role in the political drama Borgen, but has mostly been working in movies like the fantasy flick Wild Witch (2018), the digital espionage drama Hacker (2019) and playing the evil biohacker Dr. Isabel Ruben in Breeder (2020). Hopefully Signe takes that flicks title as a sign she needs to do more nudity!